*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
"i just broke up with my -"