Fluorescent Adolecent.

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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